SYMPTOMS: A valve train clatter on
startup that does
not go away when the engine is warmed. If it goes away, this is not
your problem.
Causes
Low oil - now or previously.
Dirty oil - now or previously.
High oil - now or previously (con rods slap the too high oil and "foam" it). Note that high oil can be caused by coolant contamination from a blown gasket, not just by overzealous owners. Parking on a steep hill - now or previously. With the engine off, this encourages the VLA to drain its oil (running steep hills are not a problem, unless it's so steep the oil is getting "foamed" by the con rods).
Parking for long periods - now or previously. Over time they'll drain.
Now that I've made you all paranoid, here's the
laughably simple fix.
The VLA's were specifically designed to respond to a pattern of gentle
revving to flush the oil out of
the little cylinders (those clever Mitsu engineers, eh?)
Warm up the engine.
With the engine in neutral, gently rev it from idle to 3000rpm over a period of exactly 15 seconds. Your goal is a constant gradual increase to 3000rpm. At the 15 second mark, drop the throttle (foot off the gas) to idle. Now let it idle for 15 seconds to complete one 30 second cycle.
Repeat the 30 second cycle in #2 from 10 to 30 times or until they stop making noise. If the problem persists after 30 cycles, this is not your problem.