Mandy has joined us from Newstead along with her delinquent
other-half Sime. She has taken over the
Solo Euphonium seat from Wink and has shown what an excellent musician
she is with her beautiful tone and sharp technical ability.
In her spare time she likes to egg on Big Sime into his Wide Boy behaviour,
and often provides him with the inspiration for his little japes. It's no
surprise that it is in fact Mandy Moo that is at the root of most of the
inappropriate postings on the message boards! She just tells Simon what to
do.
She has a strange interest in modified feminine hygiene products (check
the Guestbook for evidence) and likes to go on about the Sheep being red
and other metaphors. Really Mandy, there's no need for it!
A regular in the pub with fiance Simon, she will be increasing the profits
in a bar near you soon.
Our terrible twosome also have a cat. Going by the picture taken by a
secret source, it has been led
down the same hedonistic path as it's owners. Called "Mr Halitosis" due
to his beery breath, the damn thing can be found terrorising local dogs
and old ladies late at night.
If anybody has more incriminating pictures of our bands favourite couple,
then please forward them on to me. I shall keep all future sources of such
tittle-tattle anonymous.
