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Simon, or Big Sime as he likes to be called, has just joined the band from
Newstead, and has added a 
good deal of strength and quality to the horn section. Installed as 1st
Horn, he has made an immediate impact on the band with his playing ability
and his inherent amusement factor.
At
this years Pontins Brass Festival, Simon proved to everybody that should
he injest large quantities of alcohol, he suddenly turns into the funniest
man on earth. Not that he isn't funny normally, but there is a simple formula:
Simon + Beer = Comedy Genius
Anybody seeing him dancing at Pontins will know what I mean!
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He has a tendency to get inebriated and make
outrageous postings
on the band's message boards. He takes on many guises in a pathetic attempt
at hiding his delinquent behaviour, including the somewhat waspish Mrs Mary
Hinge. Why he insists on becoming a woman is anybody's guess.
No doubt Sime will be trying to empty the bar at Xmas, if only because
of his terrible jokes. Mind you, he's not as bad as his other half Mandy
Moo!
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